Cross posting someone else request

[angelicvampyre.livejournal.com]

Hi tinabinna666 made a request for the following fanfic and I now really want to find it as well.

Um..Help Finding a Fic?

Heya,
This is my first time posting here..I hope I'm alowed to post this here. I'm looking franticly for this fic but can't find it anywhere.
The pairing is Xander/Spike. I know that for some reason Anya was hurt/dieing/or tired of being human and I'm pretty sure she got her powers back. She wanted Xander to have someone to love and/or take care of so she made Spike female and human too.
I remember one scene where Xander kinda gives Dawn ans femaleSpike the 'talk' and show them how to use condoms and have safe oral sex also..there were bannanas involved also ^_^ Eventualy Spike and Xander get together and Spike gets pregnant and gives birth. I know that after Spike gives birth he turns male and vapiric agian and is scared Xander does't want him anymore but they stay together.

Help?Please?

Her original request can be found here -> http://community.livejournal.com/bloodclaim/1910341.html

Thanks

AV

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[ladycat713.livejournal.com]

I'm looking to find a copy or an alternate of Buffy vs. Ho-Biscuit by keallaigh. Unfortunately even though I have the link the original page is gone and it's not on the Wayback Machine.

It was written from a challenge on Kantayra's site. Tha challenge was submitted by Kella as follows.



Requirements:

Setting: During S6 Hell's Bells.

Pairing: B/S. NC17 eventually.

Length: Medium/long.

Basic Plot Elements:

1. Dawn tells Buffy that Spike brought Ho Biscuit to the wedding.
2. Buffy avoids Spike for a while, being intensely jealous of the pair, to the point that the Scoobs notice something is up.
3. Buffy and Spike have the requisite "Radioactive dress" conversation, but Spike doesn't leave. He goes to the bar instead.
4. Buffy and Ho Biscuit confront each other while Spike's at the bar. H.B. rags on Buffy, saying "no wonder Spike dumped your vanilla ass" or something like that, goes on to "describe" things that she and Spike have supposedly done (bedroom activities), none of which are true, but get Buffy pissed anyway.
5. Cut to different scene, or several scenes later, if you want... Buffy attempts all-out slayage on Ho Biscuit in front of the whole assembly in the middle of the chapel. Have Clem watch with a deadpan expression, then abruptly turn to the guy with the tentacles on his face and say "See, that's the thing about Slayers... They're hazardous to your health, but they're great fun at parties..."
6. Have Spike watch drunkenly as Buffy attempts to slay his date before stepping in and breaking up the mess. Informs Buffy that H.B. is human, Buffy doesn't care and proceeds with attempted murder. They have it out in front of all the guests, before Buffy stakes (lol no pun intended) her claim on Spike and macks on him in front of everyone, to Spike's immense surprise.
7. Buffy and Spike get it on in the back room of the chapel.
8. Whether or not Xanya get hitched is up to the author.

Extras:

1. Spike singing a drunken rendition of "Makin' Whoopee" to placate the guests at the chapel while the Scoobs look for Xander.
2. Spike and Mr. Harris "bonding" over alcohol (LOTS of alcohol) at the bar.
3. Buffy musing to Willow on whether slaying the Ho Biscuit in the chapel will damn her to an actual hell dimension this time...
4. Willow assessing Ho Biscuit from afar (either to herself or talking to someone else) as to whether or not she's a candidate for lesbianism. Gives up and moves on to making moon-eyes at Tara again.
5. Mrs. Harris asking Ho Biscuit if she's Circus Folk too.
6. Halfrek's wedding present getting loose and chasing Dawn around the chapel with Dawn doing her "get out, getout, GETOUT!" scream.

REALLY want to see this challenge done! LOL

~Kella~