William the Bloody and the "something something"

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I think that the setting was Ats5 but I'm not sure; Spike is sent by Wesley to recover some artifact--NOT the "Kiss Of Death"--it could have been a cup.
It's a lovely Spike POV, hilarious, and I can't find it any more due to my horrible memory for names.
Help, please!