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Hi everyone,
crisis! My laptop crashed last night and after buying a new one I'm trying to find all of my old favourites... I've found almost all of them (All praise Back-ups) but I'm still missing a couple:

One of them is located at the Bloodshedverse but I can't find it.
A mary sue (a psychologist?) enters the Buffy-verse and lectures the scoobies (It's great) she also manages to expose Riley for the bastard he really is. I know it's not much to go on but the only other thing I remember is that they discuss who is the 'hottie' in the real world and then go on about how Spike has an ass you could bounce a coin on...

please help?